Don't even think about buying TurboTwat

[Tony]

I been busy giving the people at TurboTax shit and asking
for a refund because of a flaw in the software for taxes. If the husband

or spouse dies during the tax year once you use widowed as status it
automatically means you can't file as a joint account so you can't use
the elected pension split for the months the person who died was alive
during the 2013 taxation year. They should hang the mother fuckers who
wrote the software.



--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah
boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup

AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day

Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

[Sharxster]

Post by Tony
I been busy giving the people at TurboTax shit and asking
for a refund because of a flaw in the software for taxes. If the husband
or spouse dies during the tax year once you use widowed as status it
automatically means you can't file as a joint account so you
can't use
the elected pension split for the months the person who died was alive
during the 2013 taxation year. They should hang the mother
fuckers who
wrote the software.

Well, I use Profile which is made by Intuit which also makes
TurboTax. Profile handles pension
splitting just fine in the Year of Death. Key is that the SURVIVING
spouse is designated "widowed" BUT
THAT the dead spouse is still labelled MARRIED. They want the
marital status of the deceased
at the moment BEFORE death, not after.

Post by Tony
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners
Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank*
noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're
here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now
take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee
it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.
I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the
FROGEE,
which one are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got
EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG
laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the
world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of
dollars a
month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
http://youtu.be/T3-o_dPhbGI
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a
black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo.
Yeah
boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no
reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly
issue.
You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup
AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other
people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day
Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer
questions
beyond the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

[Canuck57]

Post by Tony
I been busy giving the people at TurboTax shit and asking
for a refund because of a flaw in the software for taxes. If the husband
or spouse dies during the tax year once you use widowed as status it
automatically means you can't file as a joint account so you can't use
the elected pension split for the months the person who died was alive
during the 2013 taxation year. They should hang the mother fuckers who
wrote the software.
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners
Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.
I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
http://youtu.be/T3-o_dPhbGI
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah
boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup
AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day
Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

Or hang the corrupt bastards in Ottawa. Pretty easy for a government
employee to retire at 55 and get pension deduction and splitting at 55.

But you as a commoner will have your pensions reduced and/or not be
eligible for splitting until 65. An nice little hole for politicians
and government union greed.....buried in how pension income is classified.

Usual double standards of screw the commoners and hide it with complexity.

[Sharxster]

Post by Canuck57

Post by Tony
I been busy giving the people at TurboTax shit and asking
for a refund because of a flaw in the software for taxes. If the husband
or spouse dies during the tax year once you use widowed as
status it
automatically means you can't file as a joint account so you
can't use
the elected pension split for the months the person who died was alive
during the 2013 taxation year. They should hang the mother
fuckers who
wrote the software.

The software I use, Profile, is made by Intuit which also makes
Turbotax. Profile treats partial year pension splits
AS IF they were married for the FULL YEAR, in the case of the death
of one of the spouses, e.g. Client's husband died
in November 2013...Profile treats THEIR tax year as ending in
November and gives them 11/11 of the total split possible.
Of course, they don't HAVE to use the max...but it IS their. Hard
to believe that the same company would get it right
on ONE of their products and NOT on the other. Perhaps the problem
is incompetent use of Turbotax by THE USER.

Post by Canuck57

Post by Tony
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners
Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank*
noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily
piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now
take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and
*one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.
I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the
FROGEE,
which one are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got
EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the
world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of
dollars a
month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down
your throat
and out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
http://youtu.be/T3-o_dPhbGI
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a
black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo.
Yeah
boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no
reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup
AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other
people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day
Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer
questions
beyond the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

Or hang the corrupt bastards in Ottawa. Pretty easy for a
government employee to retire at 55 and get pension deduction and
splitting at 55.
But you as a commoner will have your pensions reduced and/or not
be eligible for splitting until 65. An nice little hole for
politicians and government union greed.....buried in how pension
income is classified.
Usual double standards of screw the commoners and hide it with
complexity.
--
Socialist-statism corruption is a great idea so long as the
credit is good and other people pay for it. When the credit runs
out and those that pay for it leave, they can all share having
nothing but unemployment, debt and discontentment.