Tony
2014-07-01 05:47:55 UTC
If you're a real Canadian like me and don't celebrate back home day like
the rest of those imposters then Happy CanaDUH Day to you and me. FROGs
don't count because they bankrupted what's left of our country. By the
way Furst Poast of the day.
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners
Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.
I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah
boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup
AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day
Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
the rest of those imposters then Happy CanaDUH Day to you and me. FROGs
don't count because they bankrupted what's left of our country. By the
way Furst Poast of the day.
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners
Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,
Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.
I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!
There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!
I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month
VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?
The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
UBB = User based bullFROGGING
Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah
boo-who.
Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup
AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day
Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper
Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet